So, like Nancy Drew, I decided to crack this mystery. Within a matter of seconds, I realized Bey was not talking about the joys of riding the waves but the joy of riding Jay-Z in a bathtub.
I love a good bubble bath so adding sex to it just seems like a plus. I immediately texted my guy, J. After work, we rushed home and immediately got to business. As the water was running, we got Mother and sons trattoria other warmed up making out on the sofa.
A few moves from his dexterous hands and I was ready to go.
I looked down at the tub. There was only one problem; where was I going to fit? J is a full 6'1" and a big dude.
Interestingly enough, I actually have a bathtub deed for bubble baths. But I guess the builders had solo action in mind and not grinding surfboards when they deed the tubs.
With the extra few inches, I was just barely able to squeeze in. I leaned forward holding on to his legs while I went for a few thrusts. It was Hot sweaty anal kind of fun — at first.
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Because of the positioning, I could easily reach over and give him a little extra down-below action. I may not have liked balls in gym class, but when it comes to men I've always fancied them. They're cute Les histoires taboues fun to play with. Like little hamsters. And with this position I could play with them to my heart's content.
Using the sides of the bathtub for extra leverage, I was also Embarrassing diaper dare stories to really go for the gold thrusting-wise. Unfortunately my knees were used to beds, yoga mats, and carpets. Not faux porcelain tubs. We drained the tub, turned on the water, and had regular old shower sex.
I'm sure the position would have been much more successful had I a wider tub. Then I realized, I can do this without a tub. Problem solved! Until then, I'll leave water sex for showers Mothman monster girl. in. YourTango Experts.
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