Under no circumstances are any personnel to Jacking off from behind to dispatch an instance of SCPA with a firearm, incendiary device, or other unauthorized implement. At noon every three days, between fully grown adult Ursus arctos horribilis mainland grizzly bear will appear throughout the town. These instances are not anomalously strong or fast, or anomalously hostile, and will generally act like any other Spellplague d&d of their species given the situation.
The phenomenon appears to be cumulative; the instances SCPA will linger around the town center for a short time before dispersing, and more instances will appear three days later. Due to the potential scaling issues of the bear Impregnating another mans wife growth, it has become imperative to dispatch the new instances as quickly as possible.
Currently the only feasible means to dispatch SCPA instances is by using a highly concentrated aerosol tranquilizer spray, and then a blunt instrument with which to cause trauma to the cranial region, as killing any of the instances using a firearm or incendiary device in two new instances appearing next to the corpse of the deceased instance. As such, only Foundation standard motorized blunt force devices have been permitted for use against the instances, with other blunt or bladed weapons being permitted per MTF leader instruction.
Discovery: SCP was discovered by Foundation containment teams sent to investigate reports about the sudden disappearance of an entire town of people.
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MTF Lead Note: I know plenty of you think that this is some kind of joke, but a town of constantly appearing bears is serious. Can you imagine what would happen to the local ecosystem if we let this thing go? It was like a goddamn bear arena when we first rolled in, and that was only after a few days. The owner of the device has not My girlfriend wants to cuckold me been verified.
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