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I was no longer a Viva editorbut being fired for cursing out my boss taught me to keep my mouth shut in Milking machines for men face of stupidity, a skill which kept me employed for forty years. I was now the editorial assistant at Penthouse magazine, foisted on their staff by my old boss Kathy Keeton. Jim bore an unsettling resemblance to Lurch, the Addams Family butler, and laughed about as much, which was a good thing, as his gravely guffaw was blood-chilling, like the clanking of rusty chains.

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My first task at Penthouse was to introduce Jim Goode to his newest, Viking pi 1 probably unwanted, staff member. I poked my head into his office. I sidled into his office, hugging the wall. I was pretty sure any talent I had at being charming would fall on stony ground but I had to try; I knew Jim had been fired at least once from both Penthouse and Playboy, so I was hoping for a sympathetic ear. From that day forth, Jim never called me by my first name.

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He had other things to pay for: his pampered mutts, his almost as cosseted dancer boyfriend, Kevin who looked like a Ganymede come to life from a Renaissance paintingand French advertising posters from the early s. Jim owned so many of these framed posters that there was no room to hang another in his Greenwich Village townhouse.

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They rested in stacks against the wall, the target of the occasional raised leg of an underwalked dog. We did spend a lot of time together, at midtown restaurants, in the office, Masterbation while driving at his place. I amused him, like a misplaced Pomeranian he picked up at the Bide-a-Wee animal shelter. I was tottering back from one of these lunches when I was stopped in the hall by a handsome young man who stuck out his hand. Robert Hofler beamed as if he were about to give me a Major Award.

After that, I was on my own.

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Editing the letters section was the scut work of Penthousea task that had plagued almost every editor even the gay ones, who must have looked on these letters as missives from Marsand which was dumped as rapidly as possible on someone else. Low woman on the editorial totem pole, that was now me. Every day, a Santa-sized bag was dragged through the secretarial pool and dumped on my Brother impregnates sister tumblr.

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I soon learned to recognize and dispose of letters that came in envelopes with odd red stamps. These were from prison inmates; their sexual adventures, real or made up, too often came to violent ends. After opening one letter and having what appeared to be pubic hair drift onto my desk and lap, I started squeezing each envelope before I opened it; if it felt like it contained anything besides paper, it went right in the garbage.

Letter after letter, usually scribbled in pencil on stained paper torn Lesbians rubing pussies of a loose Tammy maxx fuck notebook, lovingly described encounters with randy next-door neighbors, lonely widows, incestuous sisters and aunts, vacuum cleaners and fish tanks; of adventures that occurred outdoors, in stuck elevators, bus station bathrooms, and office Schoolgirl pin story closets.

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I approached my first friend at Penthouse, Kathy Lowry, the on-staff writer for girl copy, responsible for transforming big-breasted, small town girls into exotic women of the world. I have enough problems with Larry as it is.

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Jim was rabidly anti-government, which, considering he owed thousands of dollars to the IRS, was not surprising. Convinced that the CIA had a file on him, Jim ordered Peter to find investigative reporters who would uncover their dastardly deeds Chanel west coast vibrating panties secrets; many of these writers did ground-breaking work that was almost always ignored by the media establishment and probably by the average Penthouse reader as well.

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Guccione succumbed to Little sister caught me masturbating of the tongue a few years after Kathy Keeton died of breast cancer. I think Penthouse did a twenty-part series on them. Peter rescued me.

I regarded these lunches as on-the-job editorial training, prepping me for whatever my real job at Penthouse would be.

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