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in. Or is it unacceptable under any circumstances? I have to say when my girlfriend farted in front of me for the fi Long term chastity cage st time I was a little surprised, taken back and even mildy disgusted. Of course I had been farting in front of her for years. Why not?

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One night, after we got ready for bed, my D&d harlot turned out the bedroom lights, kissed me, and rolled over. But a minute later, an unmistakable sound broke the silence. Jane had farted.

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While most people would've probably freaked out she was completely mortifiedI couldn't have been more relieved. Forgive the pun, but the gas actually cleared the air and, in a roundabout way, it opened the door to our engagement. These days, few topics between men and Guys peeing in pants are truly taboo Wife tied up stories passing gas is one of them.

Whether we're too polite, just plain grossed out, or obsessed with keeping up appearances I'm talking to you, Ms. I Don't Toot, Everwe seem hell-bent on pretending that women don't have this normal bodily function. Women insist that it's "not ladylike" and that it therefore doesn't happen.

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Guys end up believing this fib, bury their he in the sand, and then ridicule their girlfriends when nature sounds off. But everyone farts, even if we refuse to admit it. And that's what gives the humble toot a strange power in the course of a relationship.

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Before she farted BSFa lot of fears ran through my head about Jane and the future of our relationship. I knew that I loved her and that she was the Babysitters caught on tape I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

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But aside from knowing those two things, I had my doubts about, well, just about everything. These scratch the surface:.

I can assure you that nowhere on this list was the question, "What if she farts? After a brief uncomfortable silence, we spoke about it.

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When I asked her why she sounded so embarrassed, she just said, "It's disgusting. It's not sexy. She was right.

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Farting is not sexy. Of course, assessing a fart for sexiness makes as much sense as criticizing water for having zero alcohol content. I decided to fight embarrassment with sarcasm.

Jane calls me a turkey a lot. I'm not sure of the precise definition, but I believe that I am a turkey when I — much to her chagrin — prove myself correct on an inificant matter. Turkey, I Anal loving grannys, is shorthand for: You're right, but I'm not going to say you're right. It was almost as if that moment showed just how comfortable she is with me.

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Joking about the fart was another example of how we manage — without drama — to laugh and talk about uncomfortable topics. It wasn't a big deal, but in another sense it was. As crazy as it sounds, it marked a turning point in our Humiliation stories by cowgirl.

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It proved that we were, as Jane often puts it, "in it to win it. I'd like to say that the BSF list evaporated as quickly as the smell that night, but that didn't happen. The Nudist family at the beach lists are identical. What's changed is that I no longer put much stock in those worries.

Two months later, I popped the question. But the decision to marry Jane wasn't the result of some dramatic epiphany. Rather, it was the t effort from inificant moments, of which the fart was one. Individually, each of those moments are hardly worth mentioning, but collectively they mark the Crossdressers erotic stories points from courtship to comfort.

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