You got all dolled up, put on some fancy duds, sprayed a ton of hair spray onto your head, and then smiled BIG for the camera. A good chunk of these photos are from an Instagram called Bad Glamour Bios.
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These folks find old glamour shots online and then give them very funny fake bios. Safe word is high-kick.
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Has one of the best 4th of July pool parties in town, not just because of the cakes, she is known for her Jell-O shots. Safe word is firecracker. Follow these gals on Instagram: badglamourbios Viola, 78, spends Cuckold impregnation erotica mornings at the YMCA doing water aerobics, and gossiping with the other ladies in town.
Safe word is Lycra. Follow these gals on Instagram: badglamourbios Tina, 51, cashier at the Golden Corral.
Lays in Leela tentacle hentai at night next to Jimmy, while he lights up a Marlboro Red, and thinks about where she went wrong in life. Safe word is fancy.
Follow these gals on Instagram: badglamourbios Ginger, 39, head perfume brand ambassador at Bealls. Safe word is cucumber melon.
Has been told to leave the Weight Watchers meetings on multiple occasions for calling one of the other ladies a fat whore. She enjoys watching Sons of Anarchy to remind her of her biker Living as a sissy. Safe word is quinoa.
Safe word is apple cinnamon. This is quite literally a guys LinkedIn profile picture, and no…he is not the owner of a dojo or a Mixed Martial Arts fighter, he des construction plans… he better hope his son doesnt get a black belt, cause when he gets older he will whip his dad's ass for this terriblefamilyphoto embarrassingdad Sucking cock all day notprofessional seriously ninja bruceleeisangry chucknorris kungfupanda forreal mademyday meananddontcare badglamourshots familyphotoatwalmart hashtaggingfordays wow confidencecanbebad smileatleastyournothim.
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