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I don't care who you are Sometimes in the privacy of your own home, and sometimes right in front of strangers on accident.

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It is what it is. Farts happen.

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They are hilarious. It doesn't matter how old or young you are.

Life's a gas! 11 people share their embarrassing public fart stories & they're funny as hell

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Anyway in the middle of the test, it was silent and we all heard a girl sneeze and she farted at the same time. She was right in front of my buddy and we both look at each other and I Redhead half elf laughing first and everyone started laughing quietly.

That girl's face was so red as she looked down at her paper like nothing happened. We were sitting on the floor. He rocked back to emphasize the climax of his story and blasted a ginormous break of wind at my face.

There were six other people in the room. Sitting in the back of the program training class, tried to let a silent one go. It instead sounded like a controlled explosion, yet muffled. First time fucked by a dog had already had bubble guts all day and was changing the chili and queso for nachos. She snuck up and scared me and I farted and said, "Damn it.

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It was a holy experience. Almost got the pastor to bust out laughing, too.

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And he was 26 and a barista at Starbucks and had a Jeep. It was love.

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Anyway, he was house-sitting for his boss and he invited me to spend the night. So I roll over and let out the loudest, manliest fart of my entire life.

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I farted like 5 times, and they were loud You can't imagine the embarrassment! It was apparently so loud, my kids heard it in Tall sister story rooms with their doors closed and over their music going that they put on every night at bedtime.

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