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Affair Trade was the 2nd episode of Season 9 of The King of Queensalso the th overall series episode.

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Arthur Spooner: Why do we have to sit so close to the kitchen?

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Is it because we're black? Doug Heffernan: "Warning: Please retain key as refrigerated trucks are not equipped with interior door handles". Mother of ass! Kelly Palmer: Something brainless.

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What's that thriller where the Earth starts to lose its gravitational pull? Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Dad, I told you. If you want a grilled cheese sandwich, I will make you one. Doug Heffernan: All right, I'm glad you're all gathered here. Because you're about to Bound sissy tumblr the story of a driver, a swollen ankle, and get this, an iguana.

Arthur Spooner: You know, we're quite a team. Like Jake and the Fatman. Needless to say, I'm Jake.

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Arthur Spooner: [to Doug] Well, I hope you didn't strain yourself. I kid out of love. Arthur Spooner: Ah, Paris. I haven't been back there since we liberated her in ' The City Of Lights knew peace once more. I also got the clap, but that's a another story for another time. My gay friend seduced me Spooner: It seems to have reached optimal temperature.

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Now hit me with a load of Dougie batter. Doug Heffernan: He's out of his mind! He cancelled our cable, because the cable company wouldn't pay him each time they ran the movie "Arthur"! Doug Heffernan: I'm going to come up with something so romantic and heartfelt it's gonna make you feel like a piece of Crossdressed and tied up A piece of crap!

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Carrie Spooner Heffernan: I'm moving him up here tonight, the basement was freezing. Doug Heffernan: No big deal. We'll just reload the dishwasher and wash 'em. Okay, which of these Carrie heffernan sexy you already put away? Arthur Spooner: Let's see, I definitely remember putting away a blue bowl with big white and yellow sunflowers on it.

Doug Heffernan: It's Carrie. The weirdest thing, every time we get together with our friends to play board games, she cheats. Arthur Spooner: No, no. She may Slut takes it all some cotton in her bra from time to time, but she does not cheat at board games!

Ray Barone: What you got going on here? Log of salami, chips and cheese. I guess you're not buying in to this whole cholesterol thing, huh?

Doug Heffernan: I buy in to it, I just wanna see how high I can get the s. Arthur Spooner: Sure, Douglas, you're white hot. You rode the frog to the top, but lady luck can be a fickle whore. Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Dad, why have you been hanging around that school playground? Arthur Spooner: Let's just say kids will be running home to their mommies to tell them about their encounter with the Ribbon Man. Kelly Palmer: Okay, honey you are all set. Here Alt sex stories gay moderated your "see and say" Here is pinkys, whites, towels, diapers and buttcream.

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Carrie Heffernan: [on machine] It's me. Listen, real quick, there's a pie in the fridge. It's for my book club, please don't touch it. Spence Olchin: I was in the other day. I told her I was allergic to peanuts, and Sienna remembered.

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Doug Heffernan: I hope this tattoo's temporary, what the hell is that, a turtle eating an apple. Doug Heffernan: I'd eat my own foot if it was wrapped in bacon and cooked in butter. Doug Heffernan: Hey Arthur, come on up for breakfast.

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So, what's the next step? Sister spanked me you get me a meeting at the William-Morris office? Arthur Spooner: I understand your problem. Even though you're not right for the lead role of Smithy, I have the perfect role for you: Henchman 2.

Arthur Spooner: Douglas; would this be a good time to talk about my psoriosis? Doug Heffernan: Arthur, I was sitting here eating and thinking; yeah this would be a good time.

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