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I can barely, but not as well. I've found it easier lately to simply do the yoga-thing by putting my knees on either side of my head, which is a load off the neck.
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The lower the better. The trick is to use your legs leveraging against the weight of the mattress to give you extra pelvic push toward your face.
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Doing this will bring your cock closer to your mouth. Variation 3: Simply lying on My sister has big nipples bed, with head on pillow and eyes to the ceiling, swing your legs over your head and plant your feet FLAT to the wall. Doing this will allow you to use your legs to help force your pelvis toward your face.
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The object is to sandwich yourself between the box-spring and top mattress. First, squirm in between the mattresses naked with your eyes to the ceiling. Press your feet against the center portion of the top matress and practice balancing the weight before doing anything else.
With mattress hovering, scooch more toward the center of the box-spring until you get good positioning. Cum swallowing redheads pillow under head, swing legs over your head and align pelvis with your face. Wiggle around until you get the best alignment of mouth and penis.
Simply allow the weight of the mattress to push down on your legs and buttocks. It may take some tries before you're able to prevent the top mattress from falling off to the side.
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